We start out with the worst Penn and Teller impression ever, then actually talk about the ASICS GEL-Cumulus 23. Other comparisons include McDonald’s burgers, Burger King Whoppers, and specialty burgers with a variety of toppings. Look, it’s the ASICS GEL-Cumulus. It’s not going to blow your mind. Grab it and go running for 400 miles, done. Releases in April for $120.